Wednesday, February 27, 2008

My zip failed on me!

I was about to go out for lunch.....few of my colleagues were waiting for me.....


me : let me go toilet first!

col : faster la!


So I took a slow walk to the toilet, heading towards the urinal.

I unzipped my pants, took out my didi and point it towards the urinal.......


me : Aaaaaaarrggggghhhhhhh.......what a relief

didi : Aaaaaaarrggggghhhhhhh.......what a relief


Put my didi back in and i zipped my pants up......


me : Eh?! why so loose?

didi : eh?! why so cold and bright?


Fuck!!!!! The zipper is spoilt!!!!!!

I tried very hard to repair it but the zipper just refused to give in.

What should I do next?

I decided to go into the cubical in the toilet, take my pants off and try again.......still, I failed.

No choice......I got out from the toilet, walking slowly so that the gap does not show and making sure that my didi stays inside the pants.


me : Can you ta pao food for me ah?

robert : Why? What happened?

me : I got problem leh! (while pointing at my crotch)


by this time, everyone is standing in front of me and in awe.......

evrybody : Wah....so big ah?

me : now only you all know ah? my didi memang big one you know. now he's sleeping...you all already say big, if he wakes up you all sure pensan ah!


everybody : Cheh! we allsay the whole is big la...not your didi! wah lau!

me : hehehehehhe...really big loh!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Footballer



Took this quiz on Facebook......

This is what it says about me. I totally agreed with the results. True enough, I used to wear number 4 when I'm playing for some team last time

Which Soccer Player Are You ?

SERGIO RAMOS

SERGIO RAMOS
You are the attacking wingback.Always the multitasker,you just can't sit pretty in the defense.You are also the future captain for the best club in Spain.And who knows,now that you're dating that smokin' hot Miss Spain,you might as well be the future King of Spain.After all,multitasking is your middle name.



Monday, February 25, 2008

At work


This is me working

Trust

Have you ever trusted someone fully, only to find out that they have been lying to you through their teeth.....and shows no remorse at all. Instead, it's your fault that they have to lie.......

Guess what, it happened to me yesterday.....I kenna..........again!

Friday, February 22, 2008

Toto - Hong Bao

Queued up for 1/2 an hour to buy TOTO....but it took me 10 seconds to realize that only 1 number kanna!