me : let me go toilet first!
col : faster la!
So I took a slow walk to the toilet, heading towards the urinal.
I unzipped my pants, took out my didi and point it towards the urinal.......
me : Aaaaaaarrggggghhhhhhh.......what a relief
didi : Aaaaaaarrggggghhhhhhh.......what a relief
Put my didi back in and i zipped my pants up......
me : Eh?! why so loose?
didi : eh?! why so cold and bright?
Fuck!!!!! The zipper is spoilt!!!!!!
I tried very hard to repair it but the zipper just refused to give in.
What should I do next?
I decided to go into the cubical in the toilet, take my pants off and try again.......still, I failed.
No choice......I got out from the toilet, walking slowly so that the gap does not show and making sure that my didi stays inside the pants.
me : Can you ta pao food for me ah?
robert : Why? What happened?
me : I got problem leh! (while pointing at my crotch)
by this time, everyone is standing in front of me and in awe.......
evrybody : Wah....so big ah?
me : now only you all know ah? my didi memang big one you know. now he's sleeping...you all already say big, if he wakes up you all sure pensan ah!
everybody : Cheh! we allsay the whole is big la...not your didi! wah lau!
me : hehehehehhe...really big loh!
